Naughty Dog to abandon PS3-only development?
In a shocking report so shocking that it had to be handed to us by a man wearing a woman’s dress to reduce credibility, Gamescom is set to see the announcement that Naughty Dog, the champion of the Sony’s powerhouse of fail the PlayStation 3 and developer of hits such as Marsupial Running Simulator and Gee-That-Man-Seems-Nice in the-Cut-Scenes-But Hasn’t-He-Killed-Ten-Thousand-People, 2? is to go multi-platform.
In a shocking report so shocking that it had to be handed to us by a man wearing a woman’s dress to reduce credibility, Gamescom is set to see the announcement that Naughty Dog, the champion of Sony’s powerhouse of fail the PlayStation 3 and developer of hits such as Marsupial Running Simulator and Gee-That-Man-Seems-Nice in the-Cut-Scenes-But Hasn’t-He-Killed-Ten-Thousand-People, 2? is to go multi-platform.
We assume Nathan’s next adventure will be set at the Hague
The move is sure to come as a shock to the literally tens of PlayStation fans out there, who depend on Naughty Dog to prevent them having to admit to themselves that the machine they bought is as much worth as a David Jaffe tweet and twice as offensive into the bargain. Speaking exclusively to X360, a friend of the company has told us that when holidaying in Crete they saw both Naughty Dog president Old Yella and Microsoft’s Bill Gates both using mobile telecommunications devices, which, as we know operate exactly like two cups attached by string.
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As such, it can only be summised that Naughty Dog will be developing for the absolutely perfect, never done anything wrong at all ever m’lud Xbox 360. When pressed for comment, Old Yella responded by simply saying that he thought that the Xbox 360 hardware was more reliable, before sniffing his crotch and chasing a cat. Bill Gates could not be reached for comment, apparently due to having no signal in his underground money lair.
Obviously, this news is shocking, so we interviewed some top developers to get their say. John Gielgud might have said he couldn’t believe it. Marco Antonio Barrerra probably complemented the move, stating that it would be good for all parties, and former Sony exectutive big shot Jerome Linoleum added insult to injury by stating that he f*cking hated them anyway. More as we have it.
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Sony owns Naughty Dog….
I’ll admit that this article was funny as hell. But the strange thing is that a lot of 360 fanboys will think it is true. PS3 fanboys would deny it if it was true, but of course Naughty Dog is an in-house Sony developer yada, yada, yada…
So no Uncharted for 360, but no Gears of War for PS.
I think that sounds fairly fair. I’m a PlayStation owner and don’t want Gears of War, and most people are 360 owners and have a Red Ring of Death and can’t play games anyway, also they obviously don’t want Uncharted on their system. This applies to everyone.
The hell is this?
Isn’t Naughty Dog owned by Sony…. in which case they won’t ever go Multi Platform?
Sony purchased Naughty Dog in 2001 and is still the owner of Naughty Dog. Does any more need to be said?
lmao, a bunch of ps3 fanboys commenting [whining] i own both and to be fair i doubt that many people if anyone would care if naughty dog did go multi, which they won’t, because the only good games they’ve made [personally] is crash and they wrecked that after no.3. all that would happen if they did go multi would be a series of ps3 fanboy suicides.
i honestly thought X360 was better than this troll stuff, come on simon, enough with this thedeal guy, all his trolling is luring fanboys amd making the site worse.
Ok, basically, this website is never going to deliver the amount of gaming news that other sites do because the owners happen to spend most of their time CREATING THE MAGAZINE. So what if they give over to a few piss-takes, it’s all in good taste, it’s all about a hobby that it’s illogical to get angry over yet fanboys somehow prove us wrong and take sides and scream and ball and flame anyway. If you want daily, fresh off the presses news, you go to a news website, like xbox360achievements.org, or to a lesser extent, oxm. I buy the magazine because its funny as well as informative. This is funny too. There are some talented and very articulate writers at X360 (although sometimes Dave does go too far in his reviews to the point that i have no idea what he is referring to), and their talent is wasted delivering the same old news that every other website is churning out when they could be mocking the industry and being witty. So basically, chill. Phew.
First of all, WTF! It’s ok for x bots to think x box is better than PS3, but to say that is bull shit, where’s blu ray on 360, oh wait… and even if Naughty Dog wasn’t owned by Sony, they would never leave to x box, NEVER! Even if they could fit Uncharted on an X box disc, NEVER! Also, the people at Naughty Dog are VERY talented, probable the most talented game makers ever, so, suck it x box, I try to not get involved with the whole ‘PS3 Vs. “X Box” thing, but you start it x box, I wonder why?