X360 magazine issue 71 on sale now
Your eyes do not deceive you, X360 really does have Gears Of War 3 on the cover for a second month running. Why? Because we love Gears 3 so much, and Gears 3 loves us too. And we think you’ll agree this cover somehow looks even more awesome than the last one.
The Gears 3 content inside the mag is even better than last time too, as is all the other content because X360 is just the kind of magazine that gets better with every issue. It gets better with age, like a fine wine or Stifler’s mum.
Gears 3 has some competition in this issue from Warhammer 40k: Space Marine, a third-person shooter featuring massive, chunky sci-fi blokes with guns who’ve been knocking around since before CliffyB even had pubes. At least before he had many. We take an exclusive look at the game with more Ork blood than an Ork blood transfusion unit.
Elsewhere in the issue we’ve got not just one, but two pictures of a horse being kicked in the face. Not a real horse, don’t worry. Plus we get on the trail of the next Xbox. Will it be revealed at E3? Yes, we think so. You want evidence? Buy the mag!
Moving on, rumours surrounding Grand Theft Auto V and Call Of Duty 8 drip sordidly from our pages, while elsewhere we lift the lid on Batman: Arkham City, The Darkness II, Prototype 2, Prey 2, Mortal Kombat, Call Of Juarez: The Cartel and many more, while slapping dirty great scores and opinions all over the likes of Shift 2: Unleashed, Crysis 2, WWE All Stars and Torchlight, along with reviews of DLC for Halo: Reach, Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood and Dragon Age II.
Finally, we have a feature called The Best Thing Ever, which is the best thing ever. Honestly, it is. Buy the mag and see for yourself!