PlayStation listed in White House childhood obesity graph

So PlayStation is (not really) in the dock. But not Xbox, and we suppose that’s something, although they didn’t namecheck the 32X either. Or seemingly any causal relationships between the facts that have been plonked onto the timeline found in a recently-issued, pseudo- governmental scare-o-graphic, but we can’t confirm that suspicion because it’s illustrated in such a way that it would instantly make you want to puke out any of those prole burgers you subsist on, peasant. Maybe that was their intention after all.

So, what’s the deal here? Another standard-issue warning from ‘the man’ about the dangers of doing anything remotely fun or interesting? Maybe. We don’t have time to debate that, as we spent all of our time wondering where the respective downward axes for ‘parental involvement in their children’s lives’ and ‘affordability of electronics’ were. Oh, it’s ok, we’ve found them. They were under the carpet.

And the winners are… (Let’s Move.gov)