A New Low
Right, that’s done it

Right, that’s done it. Besides a figure that looks like a coat hanger bent out of all proportion and a bespectacled face the Two Ronnies would envy, I’ve somehow managed to gain a reputation as ‘generic man’ when it comes to videogames. Sadly, that’s not the world’s worst superhero but instead as a result of picking up the saddest Achievement in all of FIFA 09 – the one GamerPoint on offer for playing over fifty hours. Darn.


















Look on the bright side, Dave. At least yours actually unlocked.