The Greatest GamerTag: Spazmopudding vs Jaggerz

A rare honour today, as our reigning champion gets to square off against ex X360 writer, Halo fanboy and all-round jolly good egg David Lynch. Excitement is at practically unprecedented levels…

CATEGORY 1: SCORE

It’s a reasonably close-run victory for our former comrade here, his 18,481 proving a bigger number than 14,589. It’s mostly because he spent more hours playing Halo Wars than is medically advised, mind.

Winner: Jaggerz

CATEGORY 2: BEST ACHIEVEMENT

Left 4 Dead’s ‘Helping Hand’ gong betrays our departed friend’s kind nature, having helped 50 of his brethren through zombie-filled fields. Spazmo’s Mile High Club COD4 award clearly trumps this for skill, however.

Winner: Spazmopudding

CATEGORY 3: WORST ACHIEVEMENT

Lynch possesses somewhat of a litany of embarrassing Achievements, but we’ll have to plump for 500 kills in SpiderMan: Web Of Shadows. That means he didn’t cast it aside basically immediately. Spazmo’s 1000G on Avatar: TBE: TLA (to give it its full title) still shows notablue committment to crapulence, however.

Winner: Spazmopudding

CATEGORY 4: LAST GAME PLAYED

It’s another easy victory for our esteemed forum user this time, showing excellent taste in sampling Mass Effect 2 while Lynch waits forlornly on his dashboard. There’s nothing you can play there, guy – select something! He’ll never learn…

GamerTag Winner: Spazmopudding

Another relatively easy win for our star, who we’re fast realising beats most of team X360 into a bloody pulp. It’s going to take a gargantuan effort to knock him from his perch, that’s for sure.