by The-Marb on Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:55 pm
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance in 3d
Now to say I wasn’t a fan of the first would be an understatement, as it rates as one of the shonkiest and amateurish superhero flicks of all time. However, like a moth is drawn to the flame, the comic book geek in me was drawn to the sequel. In this case, most of the appeal comes from the character himself, who sits slightly outside the typical ‘man-in-tights-does-good’ stereotype, combined with the Cage/Neveldine/Taylor potential for creative mayhem.
Anyway, I went in with a glimmer of hope but not expecting too much, but suffice to say it’s one of the dullest 90 minutes of action cinema in a while. Although better than its predecessor, the film looks and feels like a much more interesting product that’s had all its edges milled off by a major studio. Now while this isn’t unusual, you’d think that hiring the Neveldine/Taylor combo and letting them lose with fruitloop Cage, would birth something at least visually arresting, frenetic and fun. Unfortunately, the films action is devoid of urgency or excitement, which doesn’t bode well for the rest of the movie.
Cage occasionally sparks to life and it’s nice to see a bit of him I the rider this time, but he’s still too bland to make much of a mark. The usually solid Ciaran Hinds, is poor and seems to be doing an impression of a grumpy Toad with sunburn, and his albino henchmen is forgettable. Only Idris Elba seems to be enjoying himself, putting in a decent right-side-of-campy performance as an automatic weapon, wine drinking, motorcyclist warrior monk.
Neveldine and Taylor don’t make great films per-se, but given the right material (and appropriate age rating) can produce good pulpy fun. Lets remember these guys came up with Crank 2, which has the amazing tagline “He was dead...but he got better”. Unfortunately they direct as if their hands have been tied behind their back by a studio exec , and without the remit for crazed yet creative ultra-violence, their style is cut off at the knees.
I would also echo the sentiment of others who said that the shaky cam style the film uses is inappropriate for 3d.
Overall, you have to feel that there’s a decent, (if formulaic) action adventure lurking inside here, but it’s really a wan Cage, Neveldine/Taylor movie, rather than the full blooded one it should have been. Superhero movies like this really only exist as contextual reference so we can appreciate quite how accomplished the likes of The Dark Knight, Kick Ass and Iron man are.
Plus special praise should go to the scumbag parents at the back of our screen. Bringing two toddlers to a 3d movie about a demonic, soul sucking anti-hero really deserves an award. The crying, screaming stopped around 40 minutes when the parents thankfully left the cinema, leaving a huge pile of rubbish for the poor staff to clean up. Poor form indeed.
3/10

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