Fact one, I just had the best sex of my life.
Fact two, it was so good I feel the need to share it with the Internet.
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The Happy And Cheering thread.
Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by gugly_duk on Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:43 pm
Well done. Congrats. Good going. Keep it up stud.
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Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by Tom909 on Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:51 pm
gugly_duk wrote:Well done. Congrats. Good going. Keep it up stud.
This. Apart from the needing to share it part
'Nothing is true, all is permissible' (Hassan-i Sabbah).
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Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by ClownTrousers on Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:54 pm
Cerebral_Wolf wrote:Fact one, I just had the best sex of my life.
Fact two, it was so good I feel the need to share it with the Internet.
Fact three, Barry, if you're out there, call me.
If in doubt, put the kettle on.
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Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by Keep 117 on Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:36 am
gugly_duk wrote:Haven't got a name yet. I wanna call it Neil or Kurt, but the girlfriend is having none of it and insisting on Bentley
Me left testicle is called Alexander and my right one is called Nathaniel, my penis is called Dante. Feel free to use em.
We're so used to going to sleep with nightmares that we can't believe in waking up to a dream.
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Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by Biggs on Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:14 am
ClownTrousers wrote:Cerebral_Wolf wrote:Fact one, I just had the best sex of my life.
Fact two, it was so good I feel the need to share it with the Internet.
Fact three, Barry, if you're out there, call me.
Fact four, please get the farmer to comb your tail out next time.
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Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by CherryCokeChaos on Thu Jan 05, 2012 2:35 pm
He, at no point in it, mentions another person...
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Gamer.
Lover.
Insults about your mother.
“A lot of things that happened [in the past] would have broken anybody else. I was able to survive. That's all that really matters.”
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Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by Cerebral_Wolf on Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:55 pm
CherryCokeChaos wrote:He, at no point in it, mentions another person...
Damn you, Spoilt m planned retort
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Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by Johnny Shoulder on Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:26 pm
Keep 117 wrote:gugly_duk wrote:Haven't got a name yet. I wanna call it Neil or Kurt, but the girlfriend is having none of it and insisting on Bentley
Me left testicle is called Alexander and my right one is called Nathaniel, my penis is called Dante. Feel free to use em.
The names or....
"If Activision liked it, then they should have put a ring on it... Oh great, now Beyonce is going to sue me too."
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Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by j2000_nr on Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:11 pm
Keep 117 wrote:gugly_duk wrote:Haven't got a name yet. I wanna call it Neil or Kurt, but the girlfriend is having none of it and insisting on Bentley
Me left testicle is called Alexander and my right one is called Nathaniel, my penis is called Dante. Feel free to use em.
You've named your Gentleman's sausage?
And your nads?
Why?
Johnny Shoulder wrote:BJ Butties!!!
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Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by Keep 117 on Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:14 am
Johnny Shoulder wrote:Keep 117 wrote:gugly_duk wrote:Haven't got a name yet. I wanna call it Neil or Kurt, but the girlfriend is having none of it and insisting on Bentley
Me left testicle is called Alexander and my right one is called Nathaniel, my penis is called Dante. Feel free to use em.
The names or....
Either/or...
Hey Gug have you chosen a name yet?
j2000_nr wrote:You've named your Gentleman's sausage?
And your nads?
Why?
Two reasons -
Firstly, I do Muay Thai as a result Alexander, Nathaniel and Dante tend to get hit and with lady folk about it its better saying names all gentlemen like then blatantly shouting aw my fucking balls!
Secondly, there lifelong friends it just seemed the right thing to do and its great for banter.
My friend named his after the Olsen twins.
We're so used to going to sleep with nightmares that we can't believe in waking up to a dream.
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Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by Tom909 on Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:47 am
gugly_duk wrote:Cats are well awesome.
Was just thinking the same thing. Ours is currently having a crazy half hour
'Nothing is true, all is permissible' (Hassan-i Sabbah).
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Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by gugly_duk on Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:14 am
gugly_duk wrote:Donovan.
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Re: The Happy And Cheering thread.
by Ginga on Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:05 am
Cats are lame. I much prefer dogs, they're awesome.
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