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Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby Venomous Albino on Sun May 01, 2011 5:36 pm

Go on. Go nuts. No matter how unlikely it may be. Mine are:

1. The ex-GRIN guys announce that Capcom has given them the task of doing a sequel to 2009's Bionic Commando. I cum.

2. Microsoft announces a Xbox-branded handheld. It has two analogue nubs, four shoulder buttons, HD display and connects to Xbox Live via your existing account. I cum.

3. Gearbox announce that a new Duke Nukem game is already in development. I cum.
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby Keep 117 on Sun May 01, 2011 6:04 pm

1. It was an alright game, definitely doesn't need a sequel.

2. God no... Xbox doesn't need a handheld let alone one that will be identical to Sonys.

3.Gearbox - " We have had both games in development alongside each other, however our priority is DNF, you can expect to see Duke Nukem: Spankers Paradise in 10-15..."
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby Bob on Sun May 01, 2011 6:08 pm

I'm surprised your top 3 wishes are the exact opposite of VAs... who'd of thought it.
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby Venomous Albino on Sun May 01, 2011 6:23 pm

Yeah, I think he might have completely missed the point there.
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby BarryChuckle on Mon May 02, 2011 7:48 am

1) NextBox

2) Xbox 720

3) see above
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby Johnny Shoulder on Mon May 02, 2011 8:28 am

1. Meh. Couldn't give a monkeys.

2. It's a load of overblown nonsense.

3. It's only good for seeing some new footage of games.
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby Keep 117 on Tue May 03, 2011 12:22 am

Venomous Albino wrote:Yeah, I think he might have completely missed the point there.


I took it upon myself to have an intervention for you as you seemed to have become a chronic cum-er. :)
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby Venomous Albino on Tue May 03, 2011 4:08 pm

If Bionic Commando 2, an Xbox handheld and another Duke Nukem game were all announced at E3 this year, I'd probably end up cumming my actual balls out through my nob.
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby j2000_nr on Tue May 03, 2011 9:29 pm

:lol:
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby Keep 117 on Wed May 04, 2011 2:24 pm

Venomous Albino wrote:If Bionic Commando 2, an Xbox handheld and another Duke Nukem game were all announced at E3 this year, I'd probably end up cumming my actual balls out through my nob.


Duke is definitely getting to you! :lol:
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby Palerider_GB on Wed May 04, 2011 2:44 pm

Venomous Albino wrote:If Bionic Commando 2, an Xbox handheld and another Duke Nukem game were all announced at E3 this year, I'd probably end up cumming my actual balls out through my nob.

What if Bionic Commando 2, starring Duke Nukem, was released on a XboX handheld?

Would you ejaculate yourself inside out?
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby Venomous Albino on Wed May 04, 2011 4:23 pm

Quite possibly.
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby CherryCokeChaos on Thu May 05, 2011 10:22 am

1. Gears 3 info.

2. Sonic generations not to suck.

3. The re-releasing of classic dreamcast and saturn games.
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Re: Your top 3 wishes for announcements in E3 2011

Postby The-Marb on Tue May 10, 2011 12:20 pm

1. A bikini trampoline game starring the girls of Mass Effect (using Kinect). Ok thats a bit wierd, but im struggling here.
2. Splinter Cell : Conviction follow up.
3. Modern Warfare 3 - and for it to have a better SP than Blops.
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