Bob wrote:gugly_duk wrote:Two nuns in a bath . . .
Yes.. we get it now.. hahaha
And it's still not funny ..
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Crap joke thread
Re: Crap joke thread
by leelee on Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:51 am
And it's still not funny ..
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Re: Crap joke thread
by Bob on Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:56 am
Muddie Funkster wrote:I still don't get it.
hahaha.
We need to learn when to say "enough", rather than gluttonously devouring more and more of the same thing through sheer force of habit.
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Re: Crap joke thread
by Bob on Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:00 pm
A friend of mines wife just left him. She's taken everything, The flat screen TV, The satellite dish and his record collection. He had the biggest Bob Marley collection. A massive fan. Now he's got no woman, No Sky.
We need to learn when to say "enough", rather than gluttonously devouring more and more of the same thing through sheer force of habit.
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Re: Crap joke thread
by Cerebral Wolf on Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:49 pm
Bob wrote:A friend of mines wife just left him. She's taken everything, The flat screen TV, The satellite dish and his record collection. He had the biggest Bob Marley collection. A massive fan. Now he's got no woman, No Sky.
That one's actually pretty good.
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Re: Crap joke thread
by Bob on Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:08 pm
Sadly I have to give the credit too Keith Flint.
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Re: Crap joke thread
by gugly_duk on Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:18 pm
ClownTrousers wrote:I was in the garden the other day with my ladder. It wasn't my real ladder, it was my stepladder.
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Re: Crap joke thread
by CherryCokeChaos on Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:47 pm
My best mate is called Tiba.
Sometimes, I think he's a bit backwards.
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You know, you could call your iPod 'The Titanic', then plug it into your computer and it'd say "The Titanic is syncing."
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Women, here is a reason that you will never be equal to men.
I asked my girlfriend to record something for me on ITV2 +1.
She recorded ITV3.
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If you were the celebrity that raped Jordan, wouldn't it be embarrasing for your name to come out as the only man she said no to?
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Just had an all day breakfast.
My gran's got alzheimers and loves to cook.
Sometimes, I think he's a bit backwards.
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You know, you could call your iPod 'The Titanic', then plug it into your computer and it'd say "The Titanic is syncing."
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Women, here is a reason that you will never be equal to men.
I asked my girlfriend to record something for me on ITV2 +1.
She recorded ITV3.
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If you were the celebrity that raped Jordan, wouldn't it be embarrasing for your name to come out as the only man she said no to?
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Just had an all day breakfast.
My gran's got alzheimers and loves to cook.
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Insults about your mother.
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Gamer.
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Insults about your mother.
“A lot of things that happened [in the past] would have broken anybody else. I was able to survive. That's all that really matters.”
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Re: Crap joke thread
by Bob on Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:45 pm
what is pink, fluffy and going round and round?
Stephen Gatelys Suitcase
Stephen Gatelys Suitcase
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Re: Crap joke thread
by QuickBen67 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:01 pm
Bob wrote:what is pink, fluffy and going round and round?
Stephen Gatelys Suitcase
Apparently when they found him his arsehole was 8 inches wide.......Spanish Police are looking into it.
Stephen Gately died on a massive b.ender - In your face Morrisette, THATS ironic!!
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Re: Crap joke thread
by Bob on Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:57 am
I don't get it....
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Re: Crap joke thread
by ClownTrousers on Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:54 am
A red motorway line and a blue trunk road line are having a chat at the RoadMarkings Bar. There is a wiggly yellow line in the corner. The red line says to the blue line, "Think I might go over and try my luck, she's looking fine." The blue line says, "Oh no, stay away from her - she's a cyclepath".
If in doubt, put the kettle on.
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Re: Crap joke thread
by CherryCokeChaos on Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:32 pm
Terriorists have warned Louis Walsh for that every week the twins stay on X-Factor they will kill a member of Boyzone.
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Gamer.
Lover.
Insults about your mother.
“A lot of things that happened [in the past] would have broken anybody else. I was able to survive. That's all that really matters.”
Gamer.
Lover.
Insults about your mother.
“A lot of things that happened [in the past] would have broken anybody else. I was able to survive. That's all that really matters.”
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Re: Crap joke thread
by Bob on Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:38 pm
CherryCokeChaos wrote:Terriorists have warned Louis Walsh for that every week the twins stay on X-Factor they will kill a member of Boyzone.
Gately joke of the week!
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