Bob wrote:gugly_duk wrote:Two nuns in a bath . . .
Yes.. we get it now.. hahaha
And it's still not funny ..
The online community for X360 Magazine
|
|
Crap joke thread
Re: Crap joke thread
by leelee on Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:51 am
And it's still not funny ..
-
leelee - Posts: 323
- Joined: Sun May 03, 2009 10:11 am
Re: Crap joke thread
by Bob on Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:56 am
Muddie Funkster wrote:I still don't get it.
hahaha.
We know this
-
Bob - Posts: 24297
- Joined: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:59 pm
- Location: Miramar
Re: Crap joke thread
by Bob on Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:00 pm
A friend of mines wife just left him. She's taken everything, The flat screen TV, The satellite dish and his record collection. He had the biggest Bob Marley collection. A massive fan. Now he's got no woman, No Sky.
We know this
-
Bob - Posts: 24297
- Joined: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:59 pm
- Location: Miramar
Re: Crap joke thread
by Cerebral Wolf on Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:49 pm
Bob wrote:A friend of mines wife just left him. She's taken everything, The flat screen TV, The satellite dish and his record collection. He had the biggest Bob Marley collection. A massive fan. Now he's got no woman, No Sky.
That one's actually pretty good.
-
Cerebral Wolf - Posts: 2959
- Joined: Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:00 pm
Re: Crap joke thread
by Bob on Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:08 pm
Sadly I have to give the credit too Keith Flint.
We know this
-
Bob - Posts: 24297
- Joined: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:59 pm
- Location: Miramar
Re: Crap joke thread
by gugly_duk on Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:18 pm
ClownTrousers wrote:I was in the garden the other day with my ladder. It wasn't my real ladder, it was my stepladder.
-
gugly_duk - Posts: 5861
- Joined: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:18 pm
- Location: Arcadia.
Re: Crap joke thread
by CherryCokeChaos on Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:47 pm
My best mate is called Tiba.
Sometimes, I think he's a bit backwards.
------
You know, you could call your iPod 'The Titanic', then plug it into your computer and it'd say "The Titanic is syncing."
------
Women, here is a reason that you will never be equal to men.
I asked my girlfriend to record something for me on ITV2 +1.
She recorded ITV3.
-------
If you were the celebrity that raped Jordan, wouldn't it be embarrasing for your name to come out as the only man she said no to?
-------
Just had an all day breakfast.
My gran's got alzheimers and loves to cook.
Sometimes, I think he's a bit backwards.
------
You know, you could call your iPod 'The Titanic', then plug it into your computer and it'd say "The Titanic is syncing."
------
Women, here is a reason that you will never be equal to men.
I asked my girlfriend to record something for me on ITV2 +1.
She recorded ITV3.
-------
If you were the celebrity that raped Jordan, wouldn't it be embarrasing for your name to come out as the only man she said no to?
-------
Just had an all day breakfast.
My gran's got alzheimers and loves to cook.
25.
Gamer.
Lover.
Insults about your mother.
“A lot of things that happened [in the past] would have broken anybody else. I was able to survive. That's all that really matters.”
Gamer.
Lover.
Insults about your mother.
“A lot of things that happened [in the past] would have broken anybody else. I was able to survive. That's all that really matters.”
-
CherryCokeChaos - Posts: 2926
- Joined: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:04 am
- Location: End of the world baby, wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Re: Crap joke thread
by Bob on Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:45 pm
what is pink, fluffy and going round and round?
Stephen Gatelys Suitcase
Stephen Gatelys Suitcase
We know this
-
Bob - Posts: 24297
- Joined: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:59 pm
- Location: Miramar
Re: Crap joke thread
by QuickBen67 on Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:01 pm
Bob wrote:what is pink, fluffy and going round and round?
Stephen Gatelys Suitcase
Apparently when they found him his arsehole was 8 inches wide.......Spanish Police are looking into it.
Stephen Gately died on a massive b.ender - In your face Morrisette, THATS ironic!!
Bob wrote:Can't say I agree mate. It's as smooth as a cashmere cod piece.
1000/1000 - 19 Games and a countin!!
1 Platinum Trophy
-
QuickBen67 - Posts: 2311
- Joined: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:56 am
- Location: In the bushes outside Cheryl Cole's house
Re: Crap joke thread
by ClownTrousers on Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:54 am
A red motorway line and a blue trunk road line are having a chat at the RoadMarkings Bar. There is a wiggly yellow line in the corner. The red line says to the blue line, "Think I might go over and try my luck, she's looking fine." The blue line says, "Oh no, stay away from her - she's a cyclepath".
If in doubt, put the kettle on.
-
ClownTrousers - Posts: 6212
- Joined: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:39 pm
- Location: Down the road a piece
Re: Crap joke thread
by CherryCokeChaos on Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:32 pm
Terriorists have warned Louis Walsh for that every week the twins stay on X-Factor they will kill a member of Boyzone.
25.
Gamer.
Lover.
Insults about your mother.
“A lot of things that happened [in the past] would have broken anybody else. I was able to survive. That's all that really matters.”
Gamer.
Lover.
Insults about your mother.
“A lot of things that happened [in the past] would have broken anybody else. I was able to survive. That's all that really matters.”
-
CherryCokeChaos - Posts: 2926
- Joined: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:04 am
- Location: End of the world baby, wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Re: Crap joke thread
by Bob on Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:38 pm
CherryCokeChaos wrote:Terriorists have warned Louis Walsh for that every week the twins stay on X-Factor they will kill a member of Boyzone.
Gately joke of the week!
We know this
-
Bob - Posts: 24297
- Joined: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:59 pm
- Location: Miramar
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests