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Postby QuickBen67 on Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:15 pm

Tim wrote:Oh dear, you should see the 50 review.


50 fucking Cent!? What a fucking waste of wanking fucking space! The game is fucking shit and Fiddy himself is a fucking fucking ******.

fucking written by Tim ya fucking shit heads
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Bob wrote:Can't say I agree mate. It's as smooth as a cashmere cod piece.

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Postby whiskytangocharlie on Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:27 pm

QuickBen67 wrote:
Tim wrote:Oh dear, you should see the 50 review.


50 ******* Cent!? What a ******* waste of wanking ******* space! The game is ******* **** and Fiddy himself is a ******* ******* ******.

******* written by Tim ya ******* **** heads


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Postby gugly_duk on Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:32 pm

QuickBen67 wrote:
Tim wrote:Oh dear, you should see the 50 review.


50 ******* Cent!? What a ******* waste of wanking ******* space! The game is ******* **** and Fiddy himself is a ******* ******* ******.

******* written by Tim ya ******* **** heads

QFT.
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Re: Jobs

Postby jon@360 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:08 pm

Sorry MEEX, I wasn't quite sure what you meant by the Next Month page because I hadn't seen it. What was wrong with the MC credit card? I don't quite get it.

As for the locality of GamesTM to 360, they are over at the other end of the office. Spitting on them would require far too much effort, but I have been considering purchasing a Nerf Sniper Rifle.
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Re: Jobs

Postby Cerebral_Wolf on Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:21 pm

MEEX wrote:Thank you, I was contemplating self-harming for a while there...
RE: The coming next month MC credit card, apart from the angles being out, if the thing is leaning backwards how can its face possibly be reflected?

And $35 for a Nerf gun, isn't that like £4.50? Too much, unless you can put it on expenses...



Now with the current exchange rate my old mate..

Anyway, what you think my chances are of getting a job at IP too? :lol:
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Re: Jobs

Postby Razorus on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:36 am

You can close this topic now, 360. I got myself a great job.
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Re: Jobs

Postby Cerebral_Wolf on Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:44 am

Well us what it is atleast..
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Re: Jobs

Postby Bob on Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:31 am

He's going to be a fluffer for AB1s gay porn Ben & Jerrys movie.
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Re: Jobs

Postby Razorus on Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:47 pm

Close.
I'm gonna be assistant director of the London branch of United Media, a company that makes programmes for various satellite channels.
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Re: Jobs

Postby Cerebral_Wolf on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:15 pm

I need work, give me a job Mr Big Shot.
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Re: Jobs

Postby princeworm on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:21 pm

Razorus wrote:Close.
I'm gonna be assistant director of the London branch of United Media, a company that makes programmes for various satellite channels.

So that's good news then! :D I hope I'm going to see you on live though :cry:
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Re: Jobs

Postby Razorus on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:28 pm

Don't worry, I always have time for gaming. Though perhaps I should spend some of that time on exercise...
You'll have to wait a while before I can start getting people jobs, Wolf. I start in late April and have to learn the ins and outs of the place first.
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Re: Jobs

Postby Cerebral_Wolf on Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:32 pm

I'd rather take on Shang Tsung...
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Re: Jobs

Postby Tim on Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:03 pm

Congrats on talking yourself out of a job Wolfie, no one is going to hire someone who prefers Mortal Kombat over Street Fighter, not even Ed Boon.
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Re: Jobs

Postby Cerebral_Wolf on Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:05 pm

You know i'm not a beat em up fan mate. :P

Last one i played was mortal kombat 2. :lol:
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