Things you're sick of hearing developers say

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Postby Vibins on Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:33 am

I wish I could tell you something, but with the last game I promised all this crazy shit and didn't deliver. So this time I'm staying shtum.

Or is that just Molineux?
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Postby conkerconquer on Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:53 pm

If he delivers half the stuff he has talked about with Fable 2 then I'll easily forgive him.
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Postby he6rt6gr6m on Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:26 pm

A recent Midway confrence for the TNA iMPACT! Game had the answer "Not in this Version. Maybe in the next one" for at least 80% of the questions.

Other answers included "Thats a good idea" and two of them described how Midway made the game.
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Postby Kaorick on Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:47 pm

Constantly repeating how `cool` its gonna be.
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Postby Duplex on Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:52 pm

"We really connected with the fans and we produced a game with everything the fans wanted!"
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Postby Credit on Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:45 pm

probably peter molyneux saying that the mutt in fable 2 made a tough biker guy cry. Come on!
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Postby Night_system on Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:48 pm

When they try and make out games will be a fully *immersive* experience.

God-Dammit i want to be able to play a game for 8 hours straight without food or water and love the experience, can any developer seriously give me that?
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Postby Venomous Albino on Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:03 pm

"Microsoft does not comment on rumours or speculation."

That one never gets old.
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Postby Dante3000 on Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:20 am

"This sequel will be darker and our hero will have to face demons within themselves too"

Also works for movies
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Postby JammyJay on Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:27 am

"With this game we are trying to appeal to a mass audience..."

*pukes*
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Postby conkerconquer on Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:54 pm

"Bigger, better and more badass!"

We know, just show us clips of the game!
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Postby AngrySloth on Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:00 pm

''This game will revolutionise x genre( e.g co-op)
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Postby Sixxboy on Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:35 pm

What was it the developers for Fifa 2009 said...

"We've made 250 or so changes"

Oh yes, you've updated all the teams kits, you clever people!!!
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Postby conkerconquer on Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:05 pm

"We wanted to make something different"

SO STOP MAKING SHOOTERS!.No matter how good a shooter you make it will never be truly NEW.
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Postby Broshmosh on Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:56 am

"I think that's really cool"

"We tried to do something new and exciting"

"We used an updated graphics engine to make the game even better" (Yeah, cause we all know a good game is all about graphics)
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