ClownTrousers wrote:Skyrim's "AI" is fucking AWFUL. My strategy for beating the "bosses":
1. Arrow to the neck from the shadows. Nice bit of health whittling going on there but he's alerted now that there is an arrow embedded in his fucking neck, and rightly so. Here he comes, looking for me.
2. Stay perfectly still.
3. 10 seconds pass. The boss with AN ARROW EMBEDDED IN HIS FUCKING NECK says, "hmmmm, must've been the wind" and goes back to his starting position.
4. Goto 1.
Funny. This kind of exploitation is why I enjoy Skyrim... it's like a very attractive but insecure woman*.
*I am not a rapist. I was never convicted, okay?