Greatest Videogame Quotes...

[CherryCokeChaos]

"I'll give you a bad case of 'somebody just shot me in the head' if you don't hurry up!"

[Cerebral_Wolf]

"It's time to Kick Ass and chew bubble gum... and i'm all outta gum"

[ClownTrousers]

I am rubber, you are glue.

[Ginga]

I am rubber, you are glue.

Haha. Monkey Island?


"Oi, Susie!"

[Devilitico]

There's too many!

"Whad'r ya buyin?"

"You've got nuthin' left"

"Attack me if you dare, I will crush you"

And the less said about all my base, the better. No doubt I will add more, this is the kind of geek-thread I love.

[Johnny Shoulder]

"Jill, here's a lock pick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

"You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

Those might be the worst!

[CherryCokeChaos]

"Starting a new journey may not be so hard... And who knows, maybe it has already begun..."

[Cerebral_Wolf]

"hail to the king baby!"

"INNNNNNCOMINGGGG!"

"OI NUTTER"

"COME ON THEN"

[Optikal.]

"War. War never changes."

"Thank You Mario, but our princess is in another castle!"

"FLAWLESS VICTORY."

"Come Get Some"

And my favorite...

"Would You Kindly..."

[Cerebral_Wolf]

"War. War never changes."

That's been one of my favourates for years now.

[Venomous Albino]

[quote="Cerebral_Wolf"]"It's time to Kick *** and chew bubble gum... and i'm all outta gum"[/quote

That was him quoting a line from a film though right? Although I forget what film.

(edit: the film it's from is They Live)

Duke is indeed the king of one-liners - ripped off from films or not - though. My personal favourites of his are "Blow it out your ass!" and when he says to the Overlord boss, "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!" before he kills the boss, rips its head off, pulls down his pants, sits down and takes a dump down its neck while reading a newspaper (in space; where he got it I'll never know) and whistling the Duke Nukem 3D title theme. Classic.

Duke Nukem Forever is coming out this year, you know.

[CherryCokeChaos]

Duke Nukem Forever is coming out this year, you know.

Promises Promises...

Also the shit down the neck part is after the san andreas fault level so he's still on Earth to grab a paper (sorry i'm a sad git!)

A fave quote from MK "GET OVER HERE!!!"

[Venomous Albino]

Duke Nukem Forever is coming out this year, you know.

Promises Promises...

Also the **** down the neck part is after the san andreas fault level so he's still on Earth to grab a paper (sorry i'm a sad git!)

The first episode - LA Meltdown - was entirely on Earth, but he boss whose neck he shits down is on the last level of the Lunar Apocalypse episode. So he was in space for a good 10 levels (at least) before that part. And he doesn't go back to Earth until straight after that point 'cos the Cycloid Emperor was all up in his grill. So where did he get the paper?! WHERE?!

Oh, and I have no idea if DNF is coming out this year really. I was just being funny(ish). Sort of(ish). I really want it though. Duke's fuckin' immense.

[CherryCokeChaos]

Duke Nukem Forever is coming out this year, you know.

Promises Promises...

Also the **** down the neck part is after the san andreas fault level so he's still on Earth to grab a paper (sorry i'm a sad git!)

The first episode - LA Meltdown - was entirely on Earth, but he boss whose neck he shits down is on the last level of the Lunar Apocalypse episode. So he was in space for a good 10 levels (at least) before that part. And he doesn't go back to Earth until straight after that point 'cos the Cycloid Emperor was all up in his grill. So where did he get the paper?! WHERE?!

Oh, and I have no idea if DNF is coming out this year really. I was just being funny(ish). Sort of(ish). I really want it though. Duke's fuckin' immense.

Apologies you are right! I hang my head in shame (plz dont shit down my neck however!) Perhaps it was on a neighbouring satellite? Perhaps taken with him safe in the knowledge he would later be shitting down someones neck?

[Venomous Albino]

Damn right I'm right! If there's one thing I know it's DN3D. But your apologies are accepted, and I shan't be curling one out down your neck any time soon.