Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

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Postby The-Marb on Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:20 pm

Top 3 least favorite actors and actresses:

Actors:

1. Channing Tatum - The definition of a 'Himbo'.
2. Paul Walker - Thank fuck he has the F and F franchise or with his acting chops, he'd be screwed.
3. Taylor Lautner (though calling him an actor is a very broad definition) - Simply cant act.

Actresses:

1. Jessica Alba - no talent, no charisma, no comic timing. Sorry but being hot doesnt get you off being shit in my book.
2. Charlize Theron - Good actress just cold and unlikeable in most of stuff ive seen.
3. Kristen Stewart - mopey and one note
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Re: Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

Postby conkerconquer on Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:24 pm

That should be easy...

Actors

1: Hayden Christensen
2: Shia Lebeouf (or whatever the fuck his stupid name is)
3: Owen Wilson

Actresses

1: Megan Fox
2: Katie Holmes
3: Zooey Deschanel
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Postby The-Marb on Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:26 pm

Forgot about Megan Fox, shes another one. Smoking hot, but achingly shit.
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Postby conkerconquer on Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:27 pm

I don't even find her attractive but then I'm weird anyway.
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Re: Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

Postby Dynamite Dan on Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:45 pm

conkerconquer wrote:3: Zooey Deschanel


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Re: Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

Postby conkerconquer on Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:08 pm

If you don't find her annoying as fuck (and incapable of being anything other than the same flipping women in everything), then you might be the only person on the planet who can endure anything. Perhaps you are a superhero. Chinese water torture is more pleasant than watching her being "quirky"...
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Re: Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

Postby nojdanzig on Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:13 pm

Hey conquer you got Owen Wilson at number 3 - you obviously don't realise that his starring role in Zoolander made him untouchable and covers any shit he may have done since.
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Re: Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

Postby gugly_duk on Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:49 pm

nojdanzig wrote:Hey conquer you got Owen Wilson at number 3 - you obviously don't realise that his starring role in Zoolander made him untouchable and covers any shit he may have done since.



This, also see Wedding Crashers, Starsky & Hutch and to some extent Shanghai Noon, which are all better than most give them credit for.
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Re: Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

Postby conkerconquer on Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:54 pm

nojdanzig wrote:Hey conquer you got Owen Wilson at number 3 - you obviously don't realise that his starring role in Zoolander made him untouchable and covers any shit he may have done since.


His role in Zoolander was fucking excellent but I'm sorry, everything he's done since has been utter crud. He's not a very good actor.
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Re: Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

Postby Johnny Shoulder on Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:59 pm

conkerconquer wrote:
nojdanzig wrote:Hey conquer you got Owen Wilson at number 3 - you obviously don't realise that his starring role in Zoolander made him untouchable and covers any shit he may have done since.


His role in Zoolander was fucking excellent but I'm sorry, everything he's done since has been utter crud. He's not a very good actor.

Yeah I'm with on Conk on Owen Wilson. A handful of decent performances does not make up for a lifetime of poor quality.
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Re: Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

Postby nojdanzig on Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:32 am

Ahhh that performance on Zoolander was so perfect that he can wing the rest of his life for all I care. Plus he hasn't fixed that nose in a beauty obsessed profession

Also he got eaten by the snake in Anaconda. I luuurve that film 8)
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Re: Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

Postby Bob on Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:40 am

Owen Wilson is fantastic.. I've never seen him be bad.

Let's not get carried away here.. He's not DeNiro or that bloke whose rubbish in MI:3. He's not a character actor.

But he's great at being Owen Wilson and he's got great comic timing and easy going charm which carries him through. He's got charisma.
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Re: Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

Postby Johnny Shoulder on Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:55 pm

nojdanzig wrote:Also he got eaten by the snake in Anaconda. I luuurve that film 8)

That should be in your guilty pleasures list....
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Re: Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

Postby The-Marb on Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:57 pm

Wilsons ok, he gets by on his charm for me. Certainly no Chaning Tatum.
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Re: Top 3 best things of a thing ever! Thread

Postby Bob on Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:37 pm

The-Marb wrote:Wilsons ok, he gets by on his charm for me. Certainly no Chaning Tatum.


Have you seen The Dilemma Marb? Not a stunning film by any means (and certainly Vince Vaughn is squandering any talent in a series of rom coms where he does that 'Vince Vaughn' thing) but Tatum has an excellent, well it's more than a cameo but perhaps not quite co-star, role in that.. playing a tattoo-ed stoner kind of love interest.
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