Nonsense Stories

[Dan Howdle]

Time to flex your creative juices, amateur fiction writers. I want nonsense, people. Proper nonsense.

Write your nonsense story below. If I laugh then you've made my day better, and that is all.

I'll kick off with:

The Peruvian kid grew up farming beards from spare goats. His mother had run out of eggnog and could no longer afford to feed him, so he set sail aboard the Great Moo and hit Albuquerque with a distant thunk that nary a nun's teeth could hear.

[CuriousTurtle]

Xbox magazine editor names game of the year as Skyrim, not Forza 4. Bus stop mushroom fire extinguisher chocolate purple car, etc.

[Biggs]

Twis brolleg, and the slothy tives did jyre and jimble in the wuube.

(made that up myself)

[Biggs]

Twis brolleg, and the slothy tives did jyre and jimble in the wuube.

(made that up myself)

Just found out that Liwas Correl got there before me. Git.

[ClownTrousers]

Jennifer twice in the middle of a potato. Concern expressed in Chewits.

I dunno.

[Ginga]

Estonian girl is say, "I want go America one day." Father say, "I send you America." Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato. Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America." Potato is more salt.

[Johnny Shoulder]

[Mullered Moose]

Around the oxen the lamplight successfully ate lollipops until one turned out to be concord flavored. Never has a lamplight been so disappointed with such brutish malnourishment.

[Havantgottaclue]

Concern expressed in Chewits.

Not that your first sentence wasn't funny, but that had me in stitches. What's worse is that I'm not really sure why.