360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Dad

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At 28, should you still be going to Centre Parks with your parents?

Yes. Mum makes the best packed lunches.
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No. My Warcraft clan wouldn't let me live it down.
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25%
Centre Parks? Isn't that where doggers go?
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360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Dad

Postby Biggs on Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:37 pm

Thought I'd report the fact that Lynch is on holiday for the next couple of days: he's gone to Centre Parks with his parents.

"It's fun," said David Lynch just before he left on Thursday, without a trace of sarcasm. I still thought he was joking right up until he walked out the door and when I realised he wasn't, didn't know what to make of it. Fortunately, Dan Howdle was around to give the situation some perspective:

"The last time someone I knew was going to Centre Parks with their parents, I was 14. And they were 7."

Anyway, in the interest of helping me clarify my thoughts on the situation, give us a laugh and wind Lynch up, here's a poll.
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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby Bob on Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:38 pm

It's wrong on too many levels.. although I guess if they're paying and he hasn't got a girlfriend.. (he writes for a games mag.. of course he doesn't lol.) then it's just about acceptable.
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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby Tom909 on Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:21 pm

I always had a great respect for him based solely on his name, how could someone with such a legendary name let us down like this. Makes you wonder when he stopped breastfeeding.
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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby Biggs on Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:35 pm

Tom909 wrote:I always had a great respect for him based solely on his name, how could someone with such a legendary name let us down like this. Makes you wonder when he stopped breastfeeding.


Bitty.
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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby Dan Howdle on Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:44 pm

Tom909 wrote:I always had a great respect for him based solely on his name, how could someone with such a legendary name let us down like this. Makes you wonder when he stopped breastfeeding.


And he wets the bed. Every night, and right now, he's done a poop-poop. Luckily, mummy's on hand to clean his no-no hole.
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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby Biggs on Mon Dec 05, 2011 5:50 pm

Bob wrote:It's wrong on too many levels.. although I guess if they're paying and he hasn't got a girlfriend.. (he writes for a games mag.. of course he doesn't lol.) then it's just about acceptable.


For the record, he's engaged.

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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby Bob on Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:58 pm

Ah well that changes everything. As long as he's going to Centre Parks with his fiancee and his mum and dad then it's fine.

I know it's not 1996 but NOT!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby j2000_nr on Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:35 pm

Risking the usual abuse with love, that the Forum often gives, me, the missus and the kids have been to Center Parks with my parents. Had a pretty good time actually.

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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby Ginga on Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:43 pm

I have never once been to Centreparks, let alone with my Mum.

Lynch, just... What.
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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby 360_Mag_Dave on Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:28 am

You guys have waaaayyy too much time on your hands ;)
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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby Dan Howdle on Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:37 am

Though, not enough time to go to Centreparks and play splashy-splashy with daddy.
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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby CuriousTurtle on Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:19 pm

Sometimes, it's worth making the time. This is one of those occasions. Back on topic then:

WTF?
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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby ClownTrousers on Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:27 pm

I went last year with the missus and her parents.

It's very fucking manly.
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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby j2000_nr on Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:16 pm

ClownTrousers wrote:I went last year with the missus and her parents.

It's very fucking manly.


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Re: 360 Staffer Lynch goes to Center Parks with his Mum & Da

Postby ClownTrousers on Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:39 am

Ho ho ho
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