The "not worth a thread™" thread

[Bob]

Or Wham! Fantastic!

Fixed!

[The_Deleted]

My bad.

[gugly_duk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdBSRT2VsT4

Would be sweet if you could go check these guys out, they need way more views from the UK, as through some technical wizardry their video went viral in Bulgaria which isn't exactly ideal for a band from Newcastle aha. Give em a listen.

[Johnny Shoulder]

ARSEFACE!!

[gugly_duk]

Opening ceremony is already fucking cringeworthy, and it's only five minutes in.

[j2000_nr]

Mate, I totally agree with you.

It did get a bit better, but I never really 'get' these things!

[gugly_duk]

Yeah, definitely got better near the end.

First ten minutes I was still trying to work out why they'd used the shire.

[Johnny Shoulder]

Has a new shop opened in Newcastle or something?!

[gugly_duk]

My friend had an olympics party tonight that I didn't go to, I just got this email :-


"dem belgians kna the crack
belize knas the crack

about an hour agoPhilip Pearson
benin knas the crack
bermuda knas the cracks
bhutan knas the crack
bolivia knas the crack
fucking telly fucked up
who did i miss
ah wey
brazil knas the crack
Botswana
british virgin islands, ovvy kna the crack
brunei derussalam kna the crack
they luvz the koran
bulgaria knas the crack, although , too many gypos there
burkina faso - of course, know the crack
burundi , yes, not many athletes
but they do know the crack
cambodia, first of the Cs ,
they like rice and censorship
cameroon, liking the jazzy outfits
canada, home of maples and mooses
they kna the crack
cape verde , good follow up to canada
decent amount of banta
cayman islands. jazzy outfits, jazzy flag
why is the petshop boys on?
should they not have national anthems?
dull outfits from this lot. must try harder
china, home of mao , rice , and poor quality electricals
colombia
good choice
they like growing the cocaine
and the coffee
comoros
never heard of them, but will be doing a google search
congo? do they mean DRC ?
democratic republic of
cook islands, i am familiar with when i was googling british overseas territiory
costa rica
decent, outifts ok , not the best
never heard of this place, but liking the outfits
croatia, decent, all smiling , happy to be there
cuba,
massive black guy
no doubt loves a cigar
Cyprus
. where greece and turkey meet
only flag to have a picture of the country
i think
czech republic
liking the blue rubber clothes
korea
good to see them joining in with the international community
here's the democratic republic of congo
different to congo
apparently
denmark, good country,
like the danes
a few would bangs there
djibouti
me and isaac did a powerpoint on djibouti
forgot the lesson now
dominica , isle of beauty , isle of splendour
domician republic
decent country, not the best , but decent
ecuador
the bloke with the flag, loving life
egypt, good to see the political turmoil put aside to put on a bloody good show of athletics
suits are a bit boring
el salvador
good country, lots of films about it
interesting nation
eritrea
joke about it on peep show once
decen tcountry none the less
estonia
some fat men there
ethiopia, african country, a shit hole if we're honest
but at least they're here
fiji
good country
finland, northern europe. the best bit of europe
i like finland
macedonia
lots of political upheval last few decades ago
poor turnout
but at least they came
france, much wealthier, more famous country
lots of athletes
gabon, more obscure country
gambia
jazzy outfits
georgia
i like georgia
the commentater just said what i said , about the conflict
germany
one of my favourite european nations
40 pound on the coach to munich
definitely some would bangs there
ghana
africans
shot of david c there
the ****
grenada
the guy is smiling there
good to see
guam
is that a US territory ?
think so
not positive
guetamala
always been a fave of mine
dull outfits though
guinea
he's a big lad with the flag
missed that country
i'm sure they're wikid
guyana
nice suits
very yellow
haiti
not much to say
honduras
that guy with the flag, swagin it
hong kong
i like hong kong
with their free markets
hungary, european
i like european nations
india
my favourite asian country
if they sort the corruption out
and become a bit more free
they'll be a top country
indonesia
lots of rice
they're all loving it
Iran, stern faced flagholder
hopefully won't be overshadowed by politics
iraq
flag woman
would bang
ireland
ciaran will be buzzing
israel
i like israel
favourite middle eastern country
italy
pizza, pasta, facism
jamica
usain
the bolt
the champ
the worlds quickest man
reggae, rice, weed, jerk chicken
japan
one of my fav asian countries
jordan
full of arabs
but, good to see them here
especially women
kazakstan
south of russia
asian / euro crossover
borat
low unemplyment
kenya
africans
popularised by the weebls cartoon
korea
the good korea
capitalism, technology , high internet speeds
crisp white trousers
kuwait
lots of arabs
conflict has calmed down of late
few hot arab women
krygstan
decent
that weird fake china
that is better
latvia, i've read th wikipedia before, forgotten most of it
lebanon
formerly a popular holiday spot
before the conflict broke out
lesotho
we spoke about them earlier
very poor country
nice to see them here
gunna put it on a word document
sell it
libya
hopefully politics won't overshadow the athletics
liechtenstein
one of my fav european countries
tiny population
haven't won a summer medal ever for ages or something
lithuania
luxembourg
boring, but european
madagascar
made famous by hitler's plan
and the film madagascar
malawi
lad in my economics from there
maldives
decent,
good mix of skin tones there
mali
another african nation
good to see them all smiles
malta
arriva operate in malta
fun fact
marshall islands
read the wiki
forgot it all
jazzy outfit though
mauritinia
never heard of
will google
mauritious
all happy, good to see
boring suits though
mexico,
everyone's fave central american country
home of mexican food
and sombreros
micronesia
never heard of
will google
i like pacific nations
which apprently they are
moldova
good to see some europeans
monaco
home to the rich and famous
high property prices
mongolia
winlow will be buzzing
home of genghis khan
and yurts
montenegro
lots of conflict a few decades ago
calmed down a bit now
morocco
decent track there on my motorbike game
germany wanted it
france and britain said fuck off
liking the green suits
and that fit bird
mozambique
all buzzing
good for them
myanmar
never heard of
will google
namibia
african nation
not much to say
nauru
never heard of , will google
probably interesting
nepal
best flag of any nation
worlds biggest mountain
netherlands
europeans
good on them
new zealand
good at rugby
all buzzing for the olympics
nicaragua
heard of , ovvy
but not much knowledge
niger
general african country
good to see em smiling
nigeria
possibly the most well known african country
high population, unfortunately , widespread poverty
norway
i like norway
oman
one of the only , if only, nation beginning with "O"
lots of arabs
but smiling
pakistan
poor man's india
tad miserable
but good turout
good for them
palau
they a pacific country?
not sure
good to see them lasses buzin though
palestine
don't get on with isreal
but good to see them buzzing
panama
home of the canal
and escaping from extradition
papa new guniea
jazzy shirts
liking the shirts
paraguay
nice suits
looking proud of their country
good on em
peru
capital city is lima , i knew that
they're buzzing
i like it when they're buzzing
phillipines
manilla is capital
decent asian country
good to see them
kristian timbang
poland
good to see them out in force
i like poland,
crisp white suits
plumbing
decent wealth
portugal
some 9/10 definite bangs there
boring suits
puerto rico
well groomed men
crisp white suits
all bzzing
qatar
very good to see women there
a woman has the flag
good for them
romania
eastern europe
decent country
russia
could be a good country if they put there minds to it
their
some fit bird
rwanda
african
not much to say
bloke is miserable
the woman is happy
saint kitts and nevis
never heard of
will google
saint luca
heard of
no knowledge though
will google


saint vincent and grenadines
never heard of
will google
shows my ignorance
samoa
high obesity rates
pacific nation
decent country
san marino
woman decent looking
don't know much about
sao tao principe
havent heard off , will google
saudia arabia
oil wealth
arabs
gree sword
green
flag
senegal
looking proud there
bit of a shithole
but where isn't?
they have a decent turnout
and jazzy outfits
serbai
good to see them all buzzing
serbia , sorry
getting better, and moving towards being a decent country
moving on from the conflicts
seychelles
jazzy flag
unsure about culture/history
sierria leone
child soldiers
civil war
land mines
singapore
another favourite of mines
thinner noodles
capitalism
slovakia
not the best, but good to seem out there and happy
slovenia
economy getting much better in recent years
dull outfits
but buzzing
solomon islands
liking his getup
and the jazzy shirts
somalis
somalia
utters hithole
shithole
kidnap, pirates, murder
south africa
just like a western country
but with awful crime rates
spain
some tall guy
boring suits
one of my least favourite european countries
good to see em buzzing though
sri lanka
bit of problem with militia groups recently
nowt too serious
ok country - ish
sudan
arabs
africans
white clothes
darfur crisis
corruption
starvation
child warfare
swaziland
that ginger guy is buzzing
sweden
i like sweden
good european country
switzerland
another fave of mine
wealth
chocolate
skiing
neutraity
syria
hopefully won't be overshadowed by conflict and politics
boring suits
chinese tepai
never heard of
will google
ovvy a chinese territory
tajikstan
have heard of
not sure about it though
worth a google
tanzania
starvation
child conflict
thailand
asians
looking stern but proud
a few are buzzing
timor-leste
never heard of
will google
not many competitors
togo
jazzy outfits
all buzzing
good to see
tonga
proper buzzing
weird skirts
good for them
trinidad and tobago
proud, happy, black
cushty
tunisia
bit of conflict last year
calmer now i think
a few smiles
quite a few athletes
turkey
where arabs meet europe
that bird is not bad
ok country
they look happy
turkministan
liking the green banners
all smiling
good for them
tuvalu
poor gdp per capita
but not properly poverty stricken
smiling
good for them
uganda
another famous african country
poor number of athletes though
ukraine
recently hosted the euro
decent country
not fantastic
good turnout
emirates
arabs
serious, but proud, with a few smiles
lots of oil
USA
good country
if they sorted it out
Mr obama
's wife there
massive turnout from the US
wouldn't be suprised if they had someone in every event
all buzzing
with their cameras out
uruguay
fairly boring
but good to see them buzzin
might give a google later for some history
uzbekistan
boring brown suits
but looking sharp
vanuata
never heard of
will google
jazzy outfits
venezuala
cheap oil
south americans
mercenaries 2
vietnam
vietnam war
communism
shithole\
but getting better
quiet pride on their faces
virgin islands
sorting his hat out there
he needs to look sharp
yemen
poor turnout
but all buzzing
zambia
bit boring african country
but good to see them here
zimbabwe
what happened with their politics?
just stopped appearing in the media
nice flag
and of course, UK, Great Britain
our lads and lasses
best country of them all
. all of them buzzing"

[Bob]

The Great Britain atheletes where all a bit of a disappointment really.. learing and performing for the cameras like a bunch of Chavs on an 18-30.

The Queen looked a bit moody.

The Arctic Monkeys where good as where the flying monkeys from The WIzard of Oz.. although I'm not sure who taught them to ride bikes.

Not sure why Kenneth was dressed as the child catcher as all the children came on after.

It was over long. Way way too long.

Also what the fuck was Trevor Nelson doing offering inane commentary?

[j2000_nr]

Also what the fuck was Trevor Nelson doing offering inane commentary?

This.

It was almost like he was talking to convince himself that he still existed

[Bob]

He did come out with some classic.

"That's not the first time you'll hear The Beatles tonight" I think you mean Trevor that's not the last time. It was the first time.

and

"it'll be easier to remember what songs weren't played" no Trevor no it wont.

[Johnny Shoulder]

I have to say I have zero interest in the olympics.

I did wake up this morning, and the first thing I saw on the telly was James Bond parachuting with the queen.

I would of thought it was something to do with the new Bond film, if it hadn't looked so rubbish.

[The-Marb]

Heres a question. Which current and older actor would play you in a movie of your life?.

I know who id like to play me.

A young John Cusack or a Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but id likely get PJ from PJ and Duncan as both of them are far too cool for me.

[Johnny Shoulder]

Wee man would play me.

That is, if he is still alive?