I'm going to start posting more funny facebook status updates in here too, no point starting another thread, especially as i'm using half this stuff on facebook anyway..
"X got his test results - "You are a horrible person." That's what it says, a horrible person. They weren't even testing for that "
"I'm not just a regular moron. I'm the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. "