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Crap joke thread
Crap joke thread
by SCiARA on Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:54 am
Of course, as ever, this is purely my opinion
there should be a sarcasm smiley i vote
there should be a sarcasm smiley i vote
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by StealthyYeti on Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:29 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because he want to go to the toilet....
why did he want to go to the toilet?
because thats where all the c'cks hang out....
Why did the monkey fall out the tree? because he was dead..
How do you know if elephants have been practicing safe sex in your back garden? all the dust bin liners are missing..
because he want to go to the toilet....
why did he want to go to the toilet?
because thats where all the c'cks hang out....
Why did the monkey fall out the tree? because he was dead..
How do you know if elephants have been practicing safe sex in your back garden? all the dust bin liners are missing..
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by StealthyYeti on Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:30 pm
Lol.. I heard that one as a wolly jumper with big pockets..
Whats yellow and dangerous... shark infested custard..
Whats pink and hard.. a pig with a machine gun
What Black white and red all over... A penguin with sun burn, a nun on her period or a newspaper..
Whats long green and sticky and can be found in the jungle... gorilla snot..
Why did the pervert cross the road.. because he'd got his d'ck stuck in the chicken...
Whats the cleverest thing to ever to come out of a womans mouth.. Einstien's C'ck
Whats yellow and dangerous... shark infested custard..
Whats pink and hard.. a pig with a machine gun
What Black white and red all over... A penguin with sun burn, a nun on her period or a newspaper..
Whats long green and sticky and can be found in the jungle... gorilla snot..
Why did the pervert cross the road.. because he'd got his d'ck stuck in the chicken...
Whats the cleverest thing to ever to come out of a womans mouth.. Einstien's C'ck
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by gugly_duk on Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:33 pm
(slightly offensive)
i'v just bought the new collin mcray helicopter simulator , the only problem is , it keeps crashing.
a man says to another man in a wheelchair " why the the man walk across the road?"
the man in the wheelchair replies "dunno"
"BECAUSE HE CAN!!!!"
i'v just bought the new collin mcray helicopter simulator , the only problem is , it keeps crashing.
a man says to another man in a wheelchair " why the the man walk across the road?"
the man in the wheelchair replies "dunno"
"BECAUSE HE CAN!!!!"
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by Dude-with-a-problem! on Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:28 pm
gugly_duk wrote:(slightly offensive)
i'v just bought the new collin mcray helicopter simulator , the only problem is , it keeps crashing.
a man says to another man in a wheelchair " why the the man walk across the road?"
the man in the wheelchair replies "dunno"
"BECAUSE HE CAN!!!!"
Those aren't crap, they're tasteless. Go die.
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by Jimmy Kruger on Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:03 am
Agreed.
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by Cerebral_Wolf on Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:34 am
Jimmy Kruger wrote:Agreed.
Hate to say it.. but the Heli joke got a chuckle from me.
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by CuriousTurtle on Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:14 pm
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
A carrot.
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by Bing on Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:25 pm
Mr Smith goes to the doctors to collect some results for some tests conducted on his wife, the doctor says to him: "Mr Smith, I'm afraid we've had a mix up regarding your wifes test results"
"What kind of mix up?" ask Mr Smith
"Well," says the doctor "We have 2 Mrs Smiths registered on our books, both have had tests on the same day and the reulst could have been mixed up, one has alzheimers and one has AIDS"
"That's terrible" says Mr Smith, he then asks: "Well how do I know what my wife is suffering from?"
The docter says: "Take your wife into town and leave her there, if she can find her way home it would be advisable not to fuck her"
Not that is a crap and tasteless joke
"What kind of mix up?" ask Mr Smith
"Well," says the doctor "We have 2 Mrs Smiths registered on our books, both have had tests on the same day and the reulst could have been mixed up, one has alzheimers and one has AIDS"
"That's terrible" says Mr Smith, he then asks: "Well how do I know what my wife is suffering from?"
The docter says: "Take your wife into town and leave her there, if she can find her way home it would be advisable not to fuck her"
Not that is a crap and tasteless joke
Nothing to see here
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by Vibins on Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:58 am
A cowboy rides in to a small western town to find it completely empty apart from one toothless old man sitting on the stops to the saloon. The cowboy goes over to the old man and asks "where is everybody" the old man replies "they've gone to watch the hanging of brown paper Joe". The cow boy asks " why do the call him brown paper Joe?" to which the old man replies "his boots are made of brown paper, his shirt is made of brown paper and all his clothing is made of brown paper","what is he being hanged for" asked the cowboy "rustling" said the old man. 
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