Mr Smith goes to the doctors to collect some results for some tests conducted on his wife, the doctor says to him: "Mr Smith, I'm afraid we've had a mix up regarding your wifes test results"
"What kind of mix up?" ask Mr Smith
"Well," says the doctor "We have 2 Mrs Smiths registered on our books, both have had tests on the same day and the reulst could have been mixed up, one has alzheimers and one has AIDS"
"That's terrible" says Mr Smith, he then asks: "Well how do I know what my wife is suffering from?"
The docter says: "Take your wife into town and leave her there, if she can find her way home it would be advisable not to fuck her"
Not that is a crap and tasteless joke
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