The worst 360 games of all time… ever… so far

Someone had to do it, we take a look back at some of the lowest scoring 360 games we’ve ever had the misfortune of putting in our disc drives. Together with our sister site Nowgamer.com, we bring you some of the worst games we’ve ever played…

Fusion Frenzy 2

“Even with online play, we really can’t recommend Fuzion Frenzy 2 on any level. The mini-games are poor, the AI is medically insane and terrible design choices mean it can actually become incredibly frustrating. We can safely say you’ve only got yourself to blame if you decide to spend £30 of your hardearned cash on this.” 0.8/10

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Rogue Warrior

“Videogames in general seem to have reached a plateau where games of this hideous quality don’t emerge all that often any more. When one comes along it simply highlights the level of base competence needed to release merely competent titles into this marketplace, and Rogue Warrior simply does nothing right – it’s a morally bankrupt and borderline unplayable game that doesn’t deserve a single pound, let alone the 40 it’s priced at. Truly shocking.” 1.5/10

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Vampire Rain

“To list more faults would be sadism; all you need to know is that Vampire Rain owes all of its finest points to games that you’ve already played. Even on the Xbox it would have been considered enormously disappointing, and for a second-generation Xbox 360 title, that is truly horrific.” 1.3/10

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Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer

“There’s a high probability that this pile of loose stool water is topping the charts as you read these words, quite unaffected by critical opinion due to the fact it’s being reviewed on the same day it hits store shelves (not a coincidence, fact fans!) A development team will have slaved away designing the world (creating art assets and so forth, with no small degree of skill) only to thoroughly irritate people who’ve paid good money and then receive vitriolic reviews across the board to boot.” 1.6/10

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Two Worlds

“There’s frankly nothing that we can recommend about Two Worlds, other than that its innate badness is kneeslappingly farcical for the first hour. When the mirth starts to fade, though, all that you’re left with is a game that’s a sad, withered husk of what it should have been.” 1.9/10

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Dead Or Alive X2

“So unless you’re as brazen about your intentions for buying Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2 as the game itself, and you just want a titillating 360 peep show, your cash could be much more wisely invested elsewhere. Like the entire top shelf of your local newsagent, several discreetly packaged mail-order DVDs or even half an hour at that back-alley massage parlour.” 2.0/10

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Samurai Warriors 2: Empires

“Stay away from Samurai Warriors 2 Empires. Buy Crackdown. Buy Viva Piñata. Hell, just buy Heavy Weapon for everyone you know. Anything but this. This a game stuck in a time warp – a cynically produced, ugly, boring and miserable piece of digital trash that takes up space on the shelves where greater titles should sit. Do the right thing, readers. Do the right thing.” 2.1/10

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X-Men: The Official Movie Game

“This would be embarrassing on a Dreamcast, let alone the hulking nextgen monster console we call Xbox 360. This is not a next-gen game and it’s not fun either.” 2.3/10

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Turning Point: Fall Of Liberty

“However, consume this and only this, limiting your experience of the medium to the most cynical and opportunistic of releases, and you might start believing the eagerly perpetuated myth that all games are a terrible waste of time, which Turning Point most certainly is.” 2.5/10

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G.I Joe: The Rise Of Cobra

“So much of G.I. Joe feels simply unfinished or totally lazy that it’s almost as if the developer put in the least amount of effort it possibly could. It’s probably not even the developer’s fault; it just got dealt a bad hand. Build a movie licence in the shortest amount of time with the least amount of money, and this is what you get. Just avoid it.” 2.5/10

There are plenty more awful games out there, are there any we’ve forgotten? Let us know what your worst 360 games are below…