Jessica Chobot in Mass Effect 3 – Which hot game girl is next?

Some might not have been happy about it, but there’s no doubt that Jessica Chobot’s appearance in Mass Effect 3 generated a lot of publicity both for the game and for the model/presenter/writer/actress, so it’s bound to happen again. And the games media is bustling with likely candidates for an in-game cameo. Here’s five of the hottest…

Olivia Munn

Why Olivia Munn hasn’t yet appeared in a Star Wars game is a mystery. Ever since her famous Slave Leia cosplay at the Star Wars Celebration IV convention in 2007, it’s pretty much all any hardcore, sweaty-palmed Star Wars geek has wanted. They definitely wanted it more than they wanted Kinect Star Wars. She wouldn’t have to be naked with Christina Hendricks or anything, just maybe… dancing or light saber duelling.

Candace Bailey

Candace Bailey is almost as afraid of bugs as I am of really hot women, so I reckon the perfect game for her to show up in would be Lost Planet 3. Just as the perfect game for me to show up in would be Dead Or Alive: Tiny Bikini Beach Party, or whatever it’s called.

Naomi Kyle

Rocksteady’s next Batman game, Batman: Arkham Nation or Batman: Arkham World or Batman: Arkham City 2, or whatever it’s going to be called needs Naomi Kyle in it. Not necessarily as Harley Quinn – we don’t want to mess with the continuity here – but maybe as a member of her gang or something.

Morgan Webb

Given that she was formerly FHM’s Gaming Goddess, Morgan Webb should probably play a goddess in a game. God Of War 4 is the most obvious choice, but we don’t like to talk about that because we’re an Xbox magazine. So maybe she could be in some Asura’s Wrath DLC – Asura vs The Gaming Goddess. Sounds stupid, but have you played that game? It’d fit right in.

Alex Sim-Wise

Alex Sim-Wise the UK’s favourite games journalist who also gets photographed in her pants, so she ought to appear in a British game in the role of a lovely British lady. Not necessarily a lovely British lady in her pants, but maybe. Grand Theft Auto V might not be set in Britain but it’s certainly made here, and GTA games are absolutely perfect for celebrity cameos. She could maybe be one of those girls you have to take bowling over and over again to fill their ‘willing to have sex with you’ meter. It’s just a thought.