Are You Shaw?
Jun
1
So, the hype train for Aliens: Colonial Marines is up and running ahead of its showing at E3. After sending us a doll’s head last week (a canny nod to Newt) this week Sega has gone all out and sent us this…
May
10
It’s been a tough week for everyone’s favourite northern misanthrope: first he had to sit idly as the powers that be somehow resisted our airtight ‘Dave for PM’ campaign, and then watch his beloved Stoke get thrashed again at the weekend. Then, the most terrifying incident of all: browsing in Homebase (surely his first mistake), a confused child turned to Dave and said ‘Dad?’. Brrrrrrrr. Anyway, Dave has now decided to do what all trauma victims do: shave off his beard. We will never be the same again. Well, until it grows back…
May
7
Yup, we’re apparently in the grasp of a hung parliament, and no-one knows exactly who’s going to be leading the good ship Britannia into the future. Well, we know. Only one man has the strength of mind, the clarity of vision, the common touch to make this happen…
May
6
Dave’s anticipation of the forthcoming election broadcast gets the better of his usually salient choice of words, rendering him completely incoherent.
May
5
Not mentally of course, although that can’t be too far away either. We mean in the American Football sort of way, which we’ve delightfully captured for your pleasure…
May
4
Between hiring goons to oust unwanted tenants and living a hedonistic playboy life completely at odds with his office persona, Dave Shaw also moonlights as a stripper:
Apr
30
Friday, at last. Land of opportunity, gateway to the weekend, vessel for hyperbolic openings to blog posts by journalists who have drunk too much coffee. Anyway, without further ado…
Apr
29
Today, Dave hones his networking skills over a brew.
Apr
27
It’s that time again: another slice of beautiful insanity from everyone’s favourite philosopher who, when not pretending Xbox 360 hard drives are telephones, is spouting stuff like this…
Apr
26
Ah, Monday. There you are, sat at work or, given the fact that fully-featured web browsing is now probably built into pencil cases, school, dodging mundane tasks like trigonometry and other such nonsense, wishing it was the weekend. But it’s not, and until then you’ll need something to get you through…
Apr
23
To celebrate the tenth anniversary of us publishing our insight into Dave Shaw’s terminal insanity, we’ve decided to do exactly the same as before, because why change a winning tactic? So, for your demented pleasure…
Apr
20
In these uncertain times, where volcanoes are getting ideas above their station and politicians have resorted to Reality TV to get your vote, we can all be thankful that one man is keeping it together…
Apr
19
The world according to Dave Shaw: less Confucius, more confused.
