Top 5 games we’d want if 360 had Move

In a perfect world, we would all get along, platform exclusives wouldn’t exist and it would never rain in Britain. With the most likely of those things happening being the rain thing, we have to look on in envy at what our PlayStation-owning cousins are getting with Move, and they have to look longingly from afar at our Kinect titles. We can dream however, so here’s the Move games we would want if the roles were reversed…

5. Tiger Woods

The man himself might currently be playing golf at a handicap higher than a bottle of water, but his videogame is still really rather good. Doubly so when you factor Move into the equation, which captures your movement to a scarily precise degree. If you’re not a fan of philandering billionaires in the making or athletes that were relevant this decade, then substitute this for John Daley’s ProStoke Golf.

4. RUSE

RUSE is brilliant. We love it here at X360, as it allows us to live out our Army general fantasies without trifling problems such as ‘being a general’ and ‘having just cause to go to war’ (although, to be fair, we wouldn’t be the first to flaunt this rule). RUSE might be available on the 360, but the PS3′s Move support should only make it more enjoyable, and even if it didn’t function that well we could use the Move controller as a General’s whip as we stalk around our houses, shouting at fictional soldiers. Yes.

3. Sports Champions

Not sold on Sports Champions? You silly sausage *pats head*. Read this: “The object of the game is to traverse a course from beginning to end in the fewest number of throws of the disc.”

You will never be this awesome. Accept it

That’s the official description of Disc golf from the Professional Disc Golf Association (yes, that exists). You can play Disc golf in Sports Champions. That is all.

2. The Fight: Lights Out

Ok, we’ve cheated a little with this one, but only because it would make it a better game. Instead of beating up random street toughs and various ‘hood stereotypes, we want this game as it is, and then we want the ability to hook it up to various social networking sites/ the internet at large and upload the faces of our enemies/people we dislike/Dave Shaw onto the digital mannequins. Then pummel them senseless. Then it would be the greatest game of all time.

1. Gears of War

Ok, no we’re cheating a lot. But we just listed a game where we wanted to beat up our colleagues/pets, so we suppose all bets are off. Imagine using Move to throw frag grenades by rotating the controller in your hand before tossing it (stop sniggering at the back). Imagine using it as a chainsaw, or reaching down to revive fallen comrades, or and this is something that keeps various members of the team awake at night, having to reach up above your head to use the blindfire function, which would function as (in)exactly as in the main game due to the awkward angle. We don’t know why MS didn’t think of it themselves.

So now that’s done, can’t we just hold hands and all be friends? No? Screw you then. We never liked you anyway.