10. GI Joe: Rise Of The Cobra
We especially love the way these guys are talking about their game as if it’s not the shittest thing ever to take place on a television screen. Kudos, guys… kudos.
9. Great Battles: Medieval
The battles look like a medieval leper has swallowed some toy soldiers and sicked them up onto a fungal snooker table. Check 14:33 for some equally shocking close-up action.
8. Halo 3: ODST
Check from 1:11 onwards. There’s enough jaggies, Trials HD’s developers went on to base many of their more challenging courses on the various bits and bobs in this cockpit. Halo 3: ODST remains the only game ever at whose review event, we stopped playing and asked a technician to check for us if the Xbox 360 was set to HD.
7. Tron: Evolution
Your game’s so ugly, it couldn’t be worse if the whole thing were voiced in a creepy form of German. Oh, wait…
6. Two Worlds
When you’re not being chased to the ends of the earth by rampantly aggressive wildlife, the visuals of Two Worlds were hauntingly shit.
5. The First Templar
At about 0:45 you can witness the startling-looking combat, but let’s be honest, close your eyes and pick a spot on this video. Then keep them closed. It’s for your own good.
4. Way Of The Samurai 3
Skip straight to 6:57 for a demonstration of not only how terrible this game looks, but also what type of person the guy demoing it is.
3. Destroy All Humans: Path Of The Furon
Oh, dear god. Make it stop.
How much more awful could this look? None. None more awful. Skip to 0:49 for some particularly piquant awfulness.
1. X-Men Destiny
Skip to 13:30 when it finally comes out of barely-acceptable cut-scenes and into the shocking last-gen environments.
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